Two families move from Afganistan to Australia. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet. In a years time, whichever family has become more Australian will win the bet.
A year later they meet again. The first man says "Gidday mate, my son is playing footy, I had a pie for lunch and I'm on my way to pick up a slab of VB. How about you?
The second man replies
Piss off ya towel head prick
