TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR Two women were sitting next to each...

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    TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR

    Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar.
    After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't
    help but think, from listening to you, that you're from
    Ireland .'

    The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!'

    The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in
    Ireland are ya from?'

    The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin , I am.'

    The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street
    did you live on in Dublin ?'

    The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in
    the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old
    central part of town.'

    The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So
    did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?'

    The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy
    Heart of Mary, of course..'

    The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so

    did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?'The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'

    The first woman exclaims, My Goodness, I can hardly believe our good
    luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you
    believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in
    1964 me self!'

    About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down,
    and orders a beer.

    Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his
    head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

    Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'


    Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again



 
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