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Originally posted by Skypilot ↑

Now that we've seen the visual effect in the YouTube vid demo, it was worth re-reading the patent and understand the science in motion. I'm a wannabe desktop scientist, so please excuse the semi-very-noob-professionalism...

achieved using body heat (i.e. THE RESULTANT WEAK-BUT-EFFECTIVE HEAT GENERATED BY THE MOVEMENT OF THE MAGNETIC INFUSER ON THE FACE THAT NEEDS MUCH NEEDED COSMETIC HELP CHAMPIONED BY A BILLION DOLLAR BEAUTY INDUSTRY). Such heat can raise the temperature of therapeutic molecules when placed on the skin from around 20° C. to close to 37° C (i.e. THE LONGER YOU GLIDE THE MAGNETIC INFUSER ON YOUR SKIN, THE MORE HEAT YOU GENERATE UP TO THE SAME TEMPERATURE AS YOUR BODY? EFFECTIVE EVEN FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NATURALLY COLD LIKE SOME HC POSTERS).

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According to a preferred form of the invention, the means for increasing kinetic energy in the active agent will preferentially be a thermal harnessing means (i.e. LEVERAGE BODY HEAT GENERATED FROM THE MAGNETIC INFUSER MOTIONS ON THE FACE) that is adapted to transfer body heat to any active agent(s) placed against or in contact with a subject's dermis (i.e. MONEY MAKING SKIN). Thus, the thermal harnessing means provides a way to direct a subject's body heat into the active agent(s) causing thermodynamic motion in substance molecules (i.e. OLAY CREAM MOLECULES ACTIVELY MOVED DEEP INTO THE SKIN, AMAZING RIGHT). When such a state is induced the magnetic materials can then induce directional displacement (i.e. DOWN DOWN LIKE SP IS DOWN) in substance molecules through the subsequent conversion of said thermodynamic motion in substance molecules in the presence of a magnetic field (i.e. THE OBJ PROPRIETARY FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH EFFECT).

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The resultant increase in kinetic energy in the active agent causes increased rotational movement of paired electron orbits in the molecules of the active agent. When this increase in rotational kinetic energy is constrained in a magnetic field repulsive forces are generated which act to displace the molecules in the active agent away from the magnetic field source, towards the skin (i.e. MAGNETIC INFUSER REPELLING THE OLAY CREAM MOLECULES INTO THE SKIN LIKE THE SP CURRENTLY REPELLING TRUE HAPPINESS). In addition, the change in electron shell orbits results in induced surface charge, turning the molecules into temporary charge carriers (i.e. THE OLAY CREAM COMES ALIVE, LIKE WHEN LIGHT IS TURNED ON, IT PUSHES BACK THE DARKNESS, BUT AT A SLOWER, SKIN-FRIENDLY VELOCITY). The motion of the charged carrier within a magnetic field as provided by the present invention will further enhance the repulsive force and molecular displacement (i.e. THE OLAY CREAM IS EMPOWERED LIKE A HORMONALLY-CHARGED TEENAGER READY FOR SKIN TO SKIN ACTION). Furthermore, the thermal gradient created by the entrapment of thermal energy causes the charge carrier molecules to migrate along the thermal gradient that exists between skin temperatures and the cooler outer surface, in accordance with the Nernst-Ettingshaussen effect (i.e. A SKIN-DEEP MICRO-RIVER IS CREATED TO HELP GUIDE THE OLAY CREAM DEEP INTO THE SKIN'S LAYERS). Such thermal driven movement of charge carriers within a magnetic field will generate a further perpendicular force to enhance that movement (i.e. MORE MAGICAL-SCIENCE FORCES THAT PUSH THE OLAY CREAM). These forces while being individually weak forces, contribute to the total displacement forces acting upon drug molecules. Therefore, by exposing molecules to a magnetic field (i.e. CREAM vs WAND) and a temperature gradient normal to each other (i.e. INDUCED SKIN HEAT THAT ACTIVATES THE CREAM), organized alignment in the molecules is induced in the molecules (i.e. OLAY CREAM MOLECULES BECOME SPELLBOUND BY THE WAND, LIKE AN ARMY WITH A MISSION) with the kinetic energy component (i.e. ENERGY GENERATED BY THE HAND MOVEMENTS ON THE WAND - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID) of the molecular moment being converted into diamagnetic repulsion in a direction away from the magnetic field source (i.e. OBJ MAGIC).

All in all I learnt something new. There's the cream, and the wand, but little is thought of the fact that the OBJ effect is also contingent on body heat created by the movement of the wand on the skin AND interaction with the natural 'grains/paths' of the inner skin. NO WONDER when I tried to repel the cream with the wand on some baking paper I did not see the cream move one bit. The warm skin is a critical enabler!

Original patent source: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20110201869

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NO WONDER when I tried to repel the cream with the wand on some baking paper I did not see the cream move one bit

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you are kidding right?

Cause when I tried the ol' cream on baking paper test, it jumped so high it almost hit me in the face.

now i'm kidding. But really.. you did not actually try that right?
Last edited by smac656: 28/02/18

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