Two nuns went to shop at the market. They were taking so long so one said - Sister Mary it is getting dark and we are so far away from the convent. - I know Sister Rose but there is a man following us. - Oh! What does he want. - To rape us - What can we do. - Let's separate. You go left and I will go right. - He followed Sister Rose. - Sister Mary reached the convent and was worried. - After an hour Sister Rose appeared. - What happened? - I started to run and so did he. - And then? - He caught up with me. - Oh my God. And what did you do. - I lifted up my dress. - Sister! And what did he do. - Dropped his pants. - And then? - Its obvious isn't it. - A nun with her dress lifted up can run faster than a man with his pants down.......
If you thought of a different ending Pray 188 Hail Marys and 320 Our Fathers and ask God to clean your filthy mind. And Don't send this back to me as I am still praying.
