A male and female were attending University together, were both on the dole.
Male says "I'll run over and pick up both out welfare and jobseekers cheques. Then drop by the University and see what's holding up our federal Education grants. Can you go to the Baby Clinic and get your free pregnancy test and then if it's positive go to Centrelink and fill out the baby Bonus and assistance forms. Then I'll pop by the Optometerist and see if my free glasses are ready to be picked up."
Female says "Good, don't forget we have to meet at 1pm, outside Canberra Parliament House for the mass demonstration against this mean,lousy , stinking government."
