So,this Mexican woodpecker and a Australian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that No woodpecker could peck. The Aussie woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly Pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.The Mexican woodpecker was amazed The Australian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican Woodpecker to peck a tree in Australia That was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently Used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could Do it and accepted the challenge..
The two of them flew to Oz where the Mexican woodpecker Successfully pecked The so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without Breaking a sweat...
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Australian woodpecker Was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker Was able to peck The Aussie tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods and Shane Warne were right, when they said, Your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
