I would have taken the video footage and sold it to the...

I would have taken the video footage and sold it to the media.

And I like Barney.

I would have also checked to make sure that he was breathing and the only other thing I would have done would be to roll him into the recovery position.

Same as I would do for any other friend or person I came across in a similar situation.

Obviously if there was any sign of significant injury (other than being Pissed) I would call for medical assistance but otherwise I reckon it’s better to let the individual sleep it off.

At the very least this incident shows us that Barny is a real person and not a Faker like most of the public representatives.