If the Flamenco Flouncers fluke it, they will be all round on Gareth Southgate like a pack of hounds ripping apart the entrails of a ferret. And yet nobody since Sir Alf has got us to a final, let alone two, not to mention a World Cup semi and a QF and one of our very best defenders in his day.
Arise Sir Gareth, win, lose or penalties! Just please, don’t let it go to freakin pens again
