''couldn't get a more obviously false person than Rishi''
I thought he looked like a cartoon character playing the Captain of the Titanic
as his country is burning to a pile of rubble -
he comes out of his cabin or exits his car - trim, bouncy, spotless in his white shirt and cut suit - bounces along smiling and waving to people -
who are lined up along the rails of the ship as the ship has it's arse in the air bubbling water and the decks are sliding under the waves -
and he brushes past saying to people that he's hoping that they are enjoying the cruise and did they notice how fresh the parsley was on the sandwiches
and the passengers look at each other and say 'wtf' - 'which planet is this bloke on'
