heres alittle ditty I saw a dog one day it stopped to say gooday...

heres alittle ditty

I saw a dog one day
it stopped to say gooday
What a talking dog?, this cant be right
It was friendly and strode upright

Buy me food, buy me food it said
I thought why not i like dogs
Dogs that bark and dogs the scratch around the bog

But this was no ordinary dog, it was a mongrel
With an owner somesay might be one too
Coates - no - he told me this is not true he is upright

The crowd believed him once, even trice then three times
Then some smart animal hater from some Research house
said go away this dog no good come back another time
He told me buy qantas as he was in the nouse

so i sold that dog many moons ago
And here today, i see that dog broken down with nowhere to go
What to do , what to do many have asked

I know sell the piece of s%$#