unemployment is up

unemployment has risen, and according to the ABC although more people are out of work more people are in work ..lol..
so after all that where is couragous kev, rumour has it that he's caught a respitory disease from getting to close to one of the smart people at ALP stratigity house , just before the PM attendes the gabfest20 ..early reports had her diliver words to a group of assembleded jurnos ..that the ALP/taxpayer flew over for the occasion.The host nation Korea also politly provided a reporter from Austria which they thought was her home nation.
Which is where it's reported kev is holed up in an exclusive luxury spar resort , payed for by the taxpayer , just incase he gets any idears about getting on the blab.
Back at home wong penny is going hard at the banks putting forward reform that allows people to pay fees up front , so they dont have to pay at the end when changing from CBA to ANZ for the same rate of intrest.
Meantime Paul Howes from the AWU with the CFMEU ,the twu and the boo hoo hoo, are holding there own talks on how to be a sucessfull communist in a socialist regime, and the best ways to fleece wage and salary earners without them knowing.