Ungani Update Proactive Interview, page-19

Biggest electoral gaffe since Dishi Rishi Sunak called an election he was already certain to lose badly then made his first policy announcement bringing back some kind of national service to restore a sense of national pride involving compulsory volunteering if you didn’t like the idea of being conscripted into the armed forces guaranteeing zero votes from first time voters then patriotically attended the D-Day commemorations only until he had some place better to be and left early.

Errrr…. BRU is the most mispriced I can ever recall, everyone should buy more btw