'unigirl' accepts $36,000 for virginity, page-47

Reminds me of the old joke where a man quietly asks an attractive young woman in a bar if she will sleep with him.

She rounds on him and says in a cringely loud voice that she is disgusted and would never sleep with him in a million years.

Shortly after, she goes up to the man and says "Sorry, nothing personal, I am just generating data to complete my thesis on social embarrssment at the university."

"Two thousand dollars", the man screams at the top of his voice, "you must be kidding..."