I actually enjoyed the humour. I just put my bit in in case it...

I actually enjoyed the humour. I just put my bit in in case it did deter some from playing options. It can be very enjoyable AND very rewarding, if people don't go to excesses.. I'm not a very "serious" bloke and love a bit of flippancy (and Chivas).
I practice what I preach and have just concluded an extremely successful Options play with STKOs. But, it was perfect, it was always in the money, just needed timing. I ended up with a stack of STK that cost nothing, it was the classic no brainer that suited me perfectly!!! The UNTOAs still have to rely heavily on the UNT's to get the SP moving consistently. I'm sure that there will be great discussion about the UNTOAS when Unth is running. I'm fully loaded with both the UNTs and the UNTOAs, nearly all of my share trading starts with the small cap pennies. have been trading for 62 years and have never held a dividend paying stock. I'm very much looking forward to the next three QRs. This could be an extraordinary story.