You know when we asked for a federal body to fight against corruption. Scomo thought we said a federal body to fight for corruption. (His hearing is a bit dodgy with all the hand clapping and speaking in tongues.)
So rather than continue to be corrupt in a half assed way - a barrel of pork here, a rort there - the PM has streamlined corruption and made it efficient. Even put a minister, Christian Porter, in charge. Angus Taylor is ecstatic.
