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24/03/21

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Originally posted by Furpo2: ↑

My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly pays that your doctors tell you to get at Diagnostic Labs, and because they're shutdown too.
Simply go outside and pee in the yard.
If ant's gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S

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No smell covid............ its gotta be covid
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