>> >> >> US RECESSION >> The recession has hit everybody really hard... >> >> My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
>> CEO's are now playing miniature golf. >> >> Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. >> >> A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies >> while she danced. >> >> I saw a Mormon with only one wife. >> >> If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them >> and ask if they meant you or them. >> >> McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. >> >> Angelina Jo lie adopted a child from America ... >> >> Parents in Bev erly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's >> names. >> >> My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they >> re-possessed her! >> >> A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . >> >> A picture is now only worth 200 words. >> >> When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. >> >> The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. >> >> And, finally.... >> >> I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my >> savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide >> Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was >> suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
