Vale profits and signals cut to 2016 IO outlook, page-17

People are probably getting a bit fatigued with it anyway, starting to read between the lines to look for function over form and it comes up short.

For the easily led, they will rely on tomorrow's press, which the journalists and Personal PR team will already have written. Mugshots of good old Teflon will be a bit different, serious and focused instead of the universal smirk for all occassions.

"Mate what a fantastic result. It goes to show what a great bunch of people we have."