Vanilla XJO Thread, page-645

Help wanted. Better ways to trade during the Trump era.

The unpredictability of the Trump era has increased the risks of share trading. Since Trump hit the fan, I have been whipsawed so many times while trading my favourite stocks that I have had to restrict my usual trading strategies. I am now searching for better ways to trade.

For example, I have been investigating some strategies that are quite esoteric. Foremost among these is astro-enterology. This little-known method of predicting stockmarket moves recognises that most stock market predictions are a load of sh*t and attempts to correct this by applying the age-old art of astrology.

So far I've had a good look at Uranus (nothing personal) but all that I got out of it was an attack of solar wind (which smelled like rotten eggs).

Seriously though, there must be a way of trading profitably from Trump's unpredictability. TACO was a good strategy, until he bombed Iran. Has anybody got any bright ideas?