indeed, watso is way to mean and miserable to waste money on smokes..
watso makes a scotsman look like a spendthrift .
watso is so mean that he refuses to look in the mirror to see how ugly he is - as watso worries that the mirror will wear out .
mm watso always looked forward to the day that he was bald ..(saved money on shampoo) .. likewise - cannot wait for the teeth to fall out (save money on toothpaste) ..
