speaking to a chap this morning and he said he had some friends over for a barby
all went well till the young lady sat down with her new boyfriend (friend of barby chef)
cant eat meat its murder...oh well your loss so there is some lettuce and bread available
cant eat bread...why not?....its got diary in it - I cant eat eggs or diary...
bread doesn't have diary in it...yes it does....no it doesn't and I can make a loaf now and show you....yes they put animal dna in it....no they don't......yes they do, they do it in secret....
meanwhile barby chef's mate going very red in face knowing the ribbing (pun intended) he'll cop.
