very clever!!!

When a panel of Doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their

hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists
advised no
rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists

thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians
stated
that they were all labouring under a misconception. The
Ophthalmologists

considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my
dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness; the Surgeons
decided to
wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see
right through it!

Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow. Plastic Surgeons
said,
"This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it
was a
step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some a#shole
who didn't give a sh!t.