Very Unintentional !, page-3

and a couple of clean ones.

John Arlott (ashes at Lords in the 70s)

"that's the end of another over from Lillee. He walks up to the umpire and takes his jumper and strides off."

Adelaide Oval in the 80s England vs West Indies with Michael Holding steaming in to bowl to Peter Willie

"the bowler's holding the batsman's willie"

ABC newsreader Tasmania

"a 28yo woman was today bitten on the funnel by a finger web spider"

Don't get me started!
Charles Fortune Aust vs Sth Africa

"there's Simpson at first slip, legs wide apart waiting for a tickle"