I'll make a deal with you... you can continue to trade in the company's time... if you give us 20% of all your profits. That seems a fair deal.
You'll just have to wear your losses though.
I'll even throw in a new computer for exclusive use on trading. That way you won't have trouble switching between screens.
I'll expect you to work through your lunch hour now though, but the tea lady will bring you coffee on the hour and sandwiches at lunch time. You'll receive bonus cakes and chocolates for exceptional trades - and champagne for anything over 2k.
You must keep an eye on certain favourites of mine and send me emails if anything significant arises on the HC threads.
