Ladies and gentlemen, strap your selves in. We floated up to his week to 334 feet from an initial altitude of 312 feet, and immediately hit some turbulence.
Surely it's smooth sailing from here, right?... right?
Pay no attention to the sudden departure of your fellow large investing PAX, they were not as desirable anyway, and we're pleased to announce Qatar's come along and filled their seats.
As far as the service goes, you'll be pleased to know we still have the same brand of ham and combined all tier lounges. Actually, we're confident you will find comfort in the knowledge that pretty much nothing has changed since... well, you know... let's not talk about "that".
Our staff were happy when we rehired them under more "favorable" employee agreements, so we assume and expect the same unconditional smiles from our investors also, sorry there's no service on this flight, but if you're hungry we can sell you a $30 chocolate bar.
Currently we're settling in at 318 feet, any bets on Monday's flight level?
Ladies and gentlemen, strap your selves in. We floated up to his...
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