I was wondering what Howard's Big Election Scare was going to...

I was wondering what Howard's
Big Election Scare was going to be.

Now we all know! THE BOATS ARE COMING!

But it must have taken a lot of organising
(and the greasing of quite a few palms)
to induce an 'informal travel agent' to
arrive (with fresh kids to cage) right
on cue for Howard's White Australia
Pitch for 2007 - but in 'border
protection' disguise to gain
redneck votes without
losing ethnic votes.