VPC - Daily Discussion, page-596

Here's a stage play I've been working on:

Act 1, scene 18:
Rusty empties the last of his salted peanuts, the hostess tidies his wrapper and tops up the champagne. She takes the ticket stub SYD-HON.
Leanne, basking in the comfort of first class, also gets her glass topped up.

Russell: "To what should we toast?"
Leanne: (*thinks for a moment) "Here's to our 15 million options."
Russell: (*splurting champagne over the headrest in front of him) "spppppffft. What did we tell those losers we would take them at?"
Leanne: "Six cents." (*falls into aisle and rolls on floor laughing.)


Still working on the ending. Could be a tragedy, could be an inspirational tale of corporate success. Stay tuned.