VUL megathread, page-7280

Here he is! The anti-Antichrist999 here to grant us salvation from our own ignorance and greed! Art thou thee one who knows all? Forgive us Oh lord 999 for we knowst not what we do!! Thou must shorteth the Vulcan stock, and as sheep we will flock to thee, but thou must shorteth Oh wise one. Or we sheep may see ye as nothing more than a worm in the grass, who poppeths its slimy head up and is sometimes by accident consumed by we sheep, leaving a nasty taste in our mouths, though know true harm may come to us, for in our ignorance we are led by thee false idol vulcan. Who smoteth many troll, so what does lord 999 sayeth? Are ye our messiah? Or a worm in the grass, who's ugly wife won't touch him so he gets off to trolling reactions?