I thought everyone knew that a shark had to be 3 meters long to...

I thought everyone knew that a shark had to be 3 meters long to be dangerous?

Seeing as drowning at our beaches kills dozens every year mabye we just close all the beaches and make it illegal to go there without a swimming safety certificate and license.

But lets not stop there.

To get to the beach most people drive which kills thousands across the country each year. Much more dangerous than 1 a year for shark vs human. car vs human is nasty.

News just in - Cars in their natural habitat (roads) are killing humans every day. There has been a suggestion to set up giant magnets at busy intersections to catch these cars. the smaller vehicles are proposed to be released onto safer roads away from congestion which is a common end to many humans. The bigger cars will be consigned to the wreckers. Some cars with too much plastic will not be effectively caught by the giant magnets and may still cause death and injury to humans venturing forth but we cant catch them all. Effectively we may only get 1 in a thousand that we are actually targeting so we will still need to keep all the systems in place and become even more vigilante in stopping car vs human deaths.


lol