Could you bring Sir Eddie the desert menu please. Specials of...

Could you bring Sir Eddie the desert menu please.
Specials of the day include....

1. A million share mudcake, dusted with options.

2. Caramel cream coated with 2 million shares.

3. Or the chefs special, 5 million shares stacked between layers of chocolate wafer.


I know you're almost full sir, but wouldn't it be a lovely way to conclude your banquet?

"Thank you young man. Bring me a sparkling shiraz to wash this first 80 million down and I'll let you know when I'm ready to order..."