Haveyou ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews,Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, theChinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers,men/women, blacks/whites, etc, but it's insensitive to make jokes about theMuslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politicallyincorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandioselist. So, maybe it was Jeff Foxworthy, or just someone with a sense ofhumor who did his part to include the Muslims on his list ..
1.If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use ofliquor, You may be a Muslim.
2.If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't affordshoes, You may be a Muslim.
3.If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean,You may be a Muslim.
5.If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be aMuslim.
6.If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You maybe a Muslim.
7.If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in yourclothing, You may be a Muslim.
8.If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than settingoff roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9.If you treat women like cattle andthink every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10.If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problemhere in Australia ...but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.
