Building permit
I have been asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a
building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12-gun turrets at
various heights and windows all over the place with a loud outside
entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it green with
pink trim.
Then I was going to hire some idiot to stand on top of it to wail and
scream as loud as he can, three or four times a day.
The City Council told me; Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday, and this is the best part. It's going to betax-exempt!
I love this country. It's the government that scares me.
I acknowledge and pay my respects to the British and European elders past
and present, who introduced civil society and prosperity to Australia.
