Honest Kiwis are flogging the Cheatin’ Ozzies anyway....

Honest Kiwis are flogging the Cheatin’ Ozzies anyway. Cheater-in-Chief Warner already back in the pavilion, but not sure why Cheatin’ Smudger can only get on the Reserve Cheats Bench these days? OK, so Warner was always the brains, Smudger can’t be blamed for having none of those, but I bet he feels cheated himself now, what a shame. Cheatin’ Finch gone as I type, only the Cheatin’ Weather can save the Cheatin’ Ozzies if it chucks it down in the next over... No, Cheatin’ Marsh gone now, Crowd have been cheated too, might as well get on the bus back home already.