WARNING TO AUSTRALIA >> keep out of Indonesian aff, page-81

Dear Ms. S. "young" Wil,

Now that was a lovely little letter.

I had a little bit of trouble with it. Maybe when you get a bit of time you could decode it for me.

I must say I find your approach to logic quite novel but then I finished my formal education last century and can only assume yours continues into this.

As I see it you Howard haters have a real problem, in that every time a crisis confronts the Nation the little fellow's popularity soars.

I'm at a bit of a loss to know what to advise but if you have a dog you could call it you know who and at appropriate times give it a good kicking.

If that doesn't work perhaps you should get a Voodoo doll. (Phillip Adams has some pre owned bargains.) I'm given to understand that this is the favourite of suffering intellectual Lefties. I'm sure a good solid session of jabbing into an effigy of JH would bring some relief.

If all else fails you could get thoroughly pi*ssed when you feel these attacks coming on.