Yo bro bro Mista Uniconmon,Yo done bin misunderstoodin dis heres...

Yo bro bro Mista Uniconmon,

Yo done bin misunderstoodin dis heres poor ol' Holymagimon. Ah nots be askin abouts de plaicement pric begos ah knos dat dat be de fityfiv centimes, an dat be dat, no mo tokkin abouts dat pleese.

Ah be askin wat yo fines fks be tinkin dat pric be doin wens it be commin outs ob de suspenders in de Tursdays monning.

Cussin Benjmin bin tellin eberybuddys dat him be noticin dat de pric be awways risin in de monning.

Wat yo tink, bro, ah be askin yo, wat yo tink, yo tink dis pric be risin or yo tink dis pric be fallin likes de cokernut outs ob de treeting, plinkyplonky?

Piss on all de bro bros an de sistaladymons an de blassin ob de Lod.