I've won a competition 4 me & 10 pals 2 go 2 Fiji 4 3wks + 500 each 2 spend! As u & I go back a long way, I was wondering - would you put my bin out on Monday?
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A man sits for 4 hours looking at his marriage certificate, wife asks "What are you doing" he replies "Im looking for the F*cking expiry date!
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Today is International Day of SEXY & ATTRACTIVE people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don't send it back to me I've received F*cking hundreds!
