I was down in Melbourne for Xmas and mum wouldn't take me while...

I was down in Melbourne for Xmas and mum wouldn't take me while she quickly went to the P.O.
I happily rocked on the rocking horse in the back garden until I heard mum's footsteps coming up the back lane.

I carefully dismounted and slowly lowered the thing onto myself and screamed blue murder. One way to get attention and
maybe never again to be left with my aunt.

All watched by my aunt from the back window. big e is a little shit she told mum and you're silly enough to fall for it.
I never did like that aunt.

So far formats are correct.