An Israeli doctor said, "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and, in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The German doctor said, "That's nothing! In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man and, in 4 weeks, he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor said, "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another man's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Scottish doctor just laughed and commented, "You are all ’way behind us. Back in November 2014, we took a woman with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made her First Minister of Scotland.
Now, the whole of Scotland is looking for work!"
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