Ha - and before it gets really bad - I'd like to thank my girlfriend for being younger and hotter than all of the day traders and let's be honest POSTERS on HC....
From my perspective the fact that she is very slim and very attractive and has big, uh....breasts (?) and money isn't important to her is....just as well considering how bad I am at trading - but more importantly...she's not really shallow and empty like all of you dirty capitalist scum...AND even better she doesn't look like the hearts brigade! Oh yay, not Timbo or Gizard or Musashi!
And folks? Don't forget - those guys with the hearts only have YOUR BEST INTERESTS at heart!! They WANT you to make money! Keep that in mind at all times - thank you - and drink this, swallow this, take this....
