Weekend Charting and Chat - 7th August 2015, page-15

Yeah Sharks,

You're spot on - of course. Youse always is from what I've seen on here.

Anyways - I always like to look after me kiwi mates up here in the Curry. They're good customers of mine here in the Back Bar - and I have to keep sweet with them. So I just put the Old Trev in there so they could keep on having a whinge. They've been doing that ever since 1981. If I had my way - I'd ban any talk about cricket (Don't Mention the War), cause as soon as you mention cricket some k1w1 starts having a whinge. Long memories those blokes. But me Big Boss - he don't go along with my ideas. So Cricket it is - and the TVs always on the cricket if there's a game on.

If I was Boof over there in the Old Dart, I'd have all them fast bowlers out in the nets right now, practicing their under arm technique. That'd put a bit of a slow-me-down on the English batsmen. They wouldn't get out (unless they went off in a huff and had a sook - highly likely I'd reckon), but they wouldn't be getting any runs. And we'd snare a draw. That'd miff 'em. Ha, Ha, Ha.

Cheers
Bob