XJO 0.78% 7,722.6 s&p/asx 200

Doctor's Record: In late-2018 the patient (aka ASX) was...

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    Doctor's Record: In late-2018 the patient (aka ASX) was haemorrhaging and suffering from incontinence - a chronic condition brought on by the synergistic effects of Brexitosis complexius, Trumpococcus grandiosa, Bankipongii sputum and Politicium putrifacta. After a therapeutic dose of realisation therapy (i.e., electric shock treatment) and a good kick to the groin, the patient has been able to rise from the wheelchair and start eating solids. If this improvement continues for a couple of months, the patient may be expected to return to rude health.
 
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