Welcome,welcome ,welcome just who we want to see, Come to our strange country where everything is free, You make us feel warm hearted nothing too much trouble, You will find your income here every year will double, We will give you everything TVs phones and washers, Liberals who oppose this scheme are just a mob of tossers, Now some of you have TB and other diseases rare, Dont worry about that we provide excellent health care, Generous Labor government provide an income for life, Even provide legal aid if you get into strife, Previous crimes cant be traced if throw I/D away, So get right on down here where its payday every day.
