... for Aussie Regulator that is;Watchdog watchEmployees of the...

... for Aussie Regulator that is;

Watchdog watch

Employees of the US securities watchdog, the Securities and Exchange Commission, are incredibly good stock pickers, according to a report suggesting some are trading on inside information relating to its investigations and enforcement actions.

In the report, The Stock Picking Skills of SEC Employees, researchers found SEC employees ''systematically beat the market by making sales within weeks of costly enforcement actions by the agency'', a Washington Post report on the report said.

''In short, it appears SEC employees continue to take advantage of non-public information to trade profitably in stocks under their regulatory purview.''

Given ASIC's lack of success on enforcement in Australia, CBD imagines its employees are safe from any suggestions of insider trading."
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And washboard tickling continues:

"Next month Narev fronts the Senate inquiry into the Australian Securities and Investments Commission triggered by the allegations the corporate watchdog took 16 months to act on the Commbank allegations.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/business/no-mulling-over-the-good-ol-days-20140309-34ffx.html#ixzz2vZdnj0f5"
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And from the same geographical Fountain of Wisdom:

On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

Regards,

PS I acknowledge contributions received for this OCV treadmill survival effort