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Originally posted by pa31: ↑

So Ill design a new form for all to fill out prior to opening a bank account.
Just a couple of questions.
1. Are you a crook ? yes / no
2. have you ever been in trouble with the law ? yes / no
3. are you a money launderer ? ? yes / no
4. do you pay tax in Australia ? yes / no
5. are you a paedophile ? yes / no
6. are you a member of a cartel ? yes / no
7. do you attempt to minimise your tax by clever accounting ? yes / no
8. do you gamble on the pokies ? yes / no
9. do you or have you ever visited a casino ? yes / no
10. do you give to charities ? yes / no
11. why do you need to open an account with our bank ? reason please ? ............................
12. Have you ever stolen a car > yes / no
13. have you ever had an extra marital affair ? yes / no
14 . have you ever thought about having an extra marital affair ? yes / no be honest with this one.
15.. ever gone to the shops to buy milk and not come home ? yes / no
16. ever transferred funds to an over seas account ? if so WHY ? ................................

If you answer answer all of the above we think is appropriate , well then you can open an account with us.
However if we are not happy with your answers it means we regard you as a bad risk therefore you should go to an other bank.

Your application will be processed within 5 years or as soon as we can find some one within Australia to help with the paper work.

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There should be some other questions for the bank account opening form.

Are you a retail depositor?

That one is essential.

If Credit Suisse goes bust and there is contagion, not every depositor will get their money back in all banks.

There should be more regulation on who can open a bank account with a bank.

WBC Price at posting: $21.65 Sentiment: Buy Disclosure: Not Held
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