Old fella walks into a Darwin pub with a crocodile on a leash. He climbs up on the bar and throws out a challenge to the patrons. "Fill me hat with gold coins and I'll put me privates in the crocs mouth" The crowd went silent for a minute until one bloke said, "I'd like to see that for dollar". The pub buzzed with excitement as the hat went round collecting the gold coins to see the challenge. The old fella positioned the croc in front of him and dropped his dacks. The croc saw the tasty swinging morsel, opened his mouth and moved forward for his snack. Just as the croc closed his mouth to take his treat the old fella smashed a bottle over the crocs head and he instantly dropped his package. The crowd was ecstatic and cheered the old fellas bravery as they all settled into a few more rounds. After a while the old fella said, "Righto, what's left in my hat goes to anyone else who's willing to give it a go". There was dead silence. not a whispher. Then an old lady at the back of the crowd said, "I'll give it a go mister if you don't hit me with the bottle".
