What Can Australia Do For For China To Save Australia-China...

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    What Can Australia Do For For China To Save Australia-China Bacon?

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    16th Sept 2019: China's President Xi Jinping Is In "Pig" Trouble! Aussie PM Scott Morrison Can Save His Bacon!

    Aussie PM ScoMo Is In Big Trouble; Xi Jinping Can Save ScoMo's Fiscal-Economic-Budget Hide!

    Here's The Problems. First, Asian Swine Flue (ASF) Has Desroyed 30% to 40% Of China's Pig Herd, Sent Pork Price Skyrocketing 40% Plus In A Month. Beef & Mutton Are Too Expensive To Chinese Consumers.

    Second, Key Sectors Of Australia's Economy-e.g. Resources (Iron Ore, Coal), Tourism, Education, Residential Property, Casinos- Are Critically Dependent Upon Xi's Favour & Goodwill.

    Solutions: Let Both Nations Celebrate 1st October 2019 By Xi-ScoMo/China-OZ New Deal On Key Sectors Above.

    While ScoMo's At It, He Should Create A New Special Ministry-OZ-China Cooperation Ministry, With Cabinet Minister Appointed.

    Sounds Simple? It Is.
 
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