SJF, where are you on this list???Female language...

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    SJF, where are you on this list???




    Female language dictionary

    40-ish......................49

    Adventureous.....Slept with everyone

    Athletic.......No tits

    Average looking........Ugly

    Beautiful.....Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile.......Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally Secure......On medication

    Free spirit...........Junkie

    Friendship first.....Former slut

    Fun..........Annoying

    New-Age......Body hair in the wrong places

    Old-fashioned........No BJs

    Open-minded.......Desperate

    Outgoing.......Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate........Sloppy drunk

    Professional.....Bitch

    Feminist.......Fat

    Voluptuous.......Very Fat

    Large frame......Hugely Fat

    Wants Soulmate.......Stalker
 
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