what happened to 1 dollar close

Touchingcloth told us that he wouldn't be surprised at all if FWL closed above $1 today.

I took out a massive loan against the house on the assumption that this would hit $1, however it didn't. Now the loan shark wants his money back plus the 30% interest per day. I don't know what to do.
Can you guys help me out?

My kids will now have to forego their nightly treat of truffles. I normally give them some only if they finish off all their lobster.

And my wife will have to limit herself to just two massages per day.

I should be ok though.