This offer is analogous to someone who you thought you could...

This offer is analogous to someone who you thought you could trust implicitly in sourcing all the very best ingredients that go into making the world's best sandwich ... and the moment you turn your head for a split second, to hide the fact that you've patiently held back saliva that has begun dribbling, incomprehensibly yet surreptiously takes it upon himself to sneak a fat stinking turd in amongst all that goodness.

And is horrified and crestfallen when you wisely choose not to eat it.