What JWs don't want you to know prior to joining, page-238

Two JW ladies knocked on my door the other day, I have to say the were incredibly attractive, dressed conservitavly in long floral dresses with bubbly cheerful smiles and sparkly eyes. I being a man was transfixed by the first ladys eyes while she slipped a pamphlet into my hand as the other giggled, then with a classic spinning dress and flick of the hair moment I was left standing alone in the door way, pamphlet in hand feeling blessed to have witnessed such a display of beauty. No conversation like with the blokes tho which was a bit of a shame but I suppose you can't have it all.